Struggling to pick teams for your office’s March Madness pool? Worried that choosing teams based on which mascot would win in a fight in a rowboat isn’t going to cut it this year? Maybe these experts over at ESPN can be of help, as soon as they wake up from their naps.
While the panel of experts discusses a wide range of topics, from sleeper picks (“my sister Tate,” “I sleep when Mommy and Daddy go to bed”) to opinions on mascots (the Duke Blue Devil “looks like a rhino”), the only info you really need to win a pool is the national champion. Here are the trio’s picks for who will cut down the nets in Indianapolis in April.
In case five minutes of children saying silly nonsense to a guy in a suit wasn’t enough, check out this compilation of AT&T commercials starring Saturday Night Live cast member Beck Bennett, to which ESPN’s segment owes a debt of gratitude.