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Kevin Slane

Artist and Kissing Suzy Kolber blogger David Rappccio has been creating artistic reimaginings of NFL logos for awhile now. He’s made British versions, anime versions, 420 versions, hipster versions, and more. But his latest project — recreating NFL team logos as dongs — might be his greatest artistic triumph.

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Only a true visionary could turn Pat Patriot into Richard Patriot, but Rappoccio has done it. The Patriots one is pretty decent, but it pales in comparison to some of the other dongified mascots. Here’s our five favorite dick logos, as well as some of the previous creative Patriots logo remixes. Be sure to check out Kissing Suzy Kolber for the rest of the NDFL entries.

1. Jacksonville Jaguars

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2. Minnesota Vikings

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3. New Orleans Saints

Saints Dick

4. Pittsburgh Steelers

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5. New York Jets

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While we’re at it here is the Patriots logo reimagined by Rappoccio in a variety of ways.

British version

Patriots British

Hipster Version

Patriots Hipster

420 Version (A second cousin of the Hipster one)

Patriots 420

Halloween version (New England Braaaaaaaaintriots)

Patriots Halloween

And finally, here’s the Patriots logo reimagined as the Mad Hatter from ‘Alice in Wonderland,” which was part of Instagram artist AK47_studio’s series of Disneyfied NFL logos.

Disney x NFL series – New England Mad Hatters @patriots #nfl #disney

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[h/t KSK]