If anything brings out the creativity in people, it’s live tweeting, right? Sometimes the clever folk of the Twittersphere capture a gem so precious that, well, they end up beating that gem into a trite and cringe-worthy dust. This is definitely what seems to be happening with the Patriots’ enormous breakout star running back LeGarrette Blount. C’mon people, seriously with the blunt puns? Where were you when Christopher Joint was lighting up the NBA, or when Jonathan Marijuana Cigarette was rolling up the MLB? OK, those aren’t real players, but you have a few more days to think up something a little less easy for Mr. Blount. We’ll expect some new humor come game day, he deserves it.
Hey New England, you’re running back isn’t so tough. Colorado knows how to handle a Blount.
— Preston Donahue (@MCCornflake1) January 14, 2014
Just rolled me a #Blount
— Rob Gronkowski (@NotGronkowski) December 30, 2013
The broncos defense will Vereen off course after being Ridleyed with holes and experiencing so much Blount force trauma
— Riley Watt (@TheWattage44) January 14, 2014
I gotta convince my homies to get a bong I can’t smoke blunts no more not the way LaGarrette Blount did us
— Freeballin’ Gawd (@KwameAkaLegit) January 14, 2014
Were bringn the Blount Denver, greens on you #NFLPlayoffs #Blount pic.twitter.com/SUuYbFDvLY — Pat Leary (@_PatrickLeary) January 14, 2014
Mark my word, blunts will be illegal in Denver after next week when they learn about Legarrette #Blount — John Kane (@john_kane12) January 13, 2014
The patriots fuckin dropped that 40 nugget piece on the colts #Blount — Luke Rebello (@L_Rebell) January 12, 2014
They keep bringing up Blount. As if people in Denver don’t smoke Blounts on a daily basis. — Coobs (@NowYouCanPanic) January 14, 2014
The one thing that the Patriots should keep in mind… The people of Colorado know how to handle a Blount.
— Danny Mack (@MothaFukkinMACK) January 14, 2014
Blount Factory in this muthafucka…bout to go 2 Denver & smoke heavily #NewEnglandNephilimz pic.twitter.com/z0bsEnV7yR
— Bluntimus Prime (@BluntFactory) January 16, 2014
Colorado legalized weed, so New England is bringing @LG_Blount to smoke Denver on Sunday #PatsNation #BlountForceTrauma
— Andrew Cole Camire (@ColeCamry) January 16, 2014
Broncos be like: Let’s roll a Blount then we’ll smoke a Bowl. #BroncosCountry #ColoradoProblems #punsofdamage
— Kyle Marshall (@KMARSH05) January 15, 2014
Hoping the Patriots are in the Super Bowl so I can smoke a fat Blount because LeGarrette Blount is awesome.
— Glonks (@Glonks) January 15, 2014
If Pats win the Super Bowl Imma smoke a Blount 😉 lmfao #SikeNah
— #PatriotsNation (@TooLegendary) January 14, 2014
Given Colorado’s new found law, the New England Patriots are going to smoke the Bronco’s like a BLOUNT.
— dylan ▲ (@mrbetsinger) January 14, 2014
@LG_Blount is gonna “smoke” the D of the Mile “High” Broncos #ItsLegalThere #amendment64
— kenneth Swain (@kcswain15) January 14, 2014