{“data”:[{“type”:”text”,”data”:{“text”:”The last 20 years have been pretty great for movies filmed in Boston. From “Good Will Hunting” to “Mystic River” and “The Departed,” Boston films have nailed down their fair share of accolades, winning 10 Oscars and widespread critical acclaim. But if you’re ever struggling to find negative, uninformed opinions, look no farther than the Internet.\n”}},{“type”:”html”,”data”:{“text”:”“}},{“type”:”text”,”data”:{“text”:”After seeing the hilarious reviews collected on [Amazon One\\-Star Reviews,](https://twitter.com/AmznMovieRevws) we decided to seek out some of the most hilariously misguided reviews of popular Boston films we could find. The Internet being the Internet, we were not disappointed. **\\(Note: If the reviews are hard to read, click the photos to enlarge.\\)**\n”}},{“type”:”heading”,”data”:{“text”:”1. \”Good Will Hunting\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Good-Will-Hunting-11-700×142.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Good-Will-Hunting-11.png”},”text”:”\”Call me a fuddy-duddy if you want…\” OK, person who is still concerned about profanity in 2014.”}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Good-Will-Hunting-2-700×73.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Good-Will-Hunting-2.png”},”text”:”\”Pretentious Claptrap\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Good-Will-Hunting-4-700×79.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Good-Will-Hunting-4.png”},”text”:”\”Good Will Hunting – Not so Good.\” Sick burn.”}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Good-Will-Hunting-5-700×40.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Good-Will-Hunting-5.png”},”text”:”OK, this one is just funny.”}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Good-Will-Hunting-6-700×85.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Good-Will-Hunting-6.png”},”text”:”\”I’d rather nap at home for free.\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Good-Will-Hunting-7-700×134.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Good-Will-Hunting-7.png”},”text”:”In regards to everyone’s favorite line: \”What tripe. What rubbish.\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Good-Will-Hunting-9-700×66.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Good-Will-Hunting-9.png”},”text”:”\”Strictly for pre-pubescent girls.\””}},{“type”:”heading”,”data”:{“text”:”2. \”The Departed\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Departed-8-700×131.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Departed-8.png”},”text”:”\”Too much Filthy Mouth\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Departed-6-700×93.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Departed-6.png”},”text”:”\”Typical left-wing propaganda film\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Departed-7-700×32.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Departed-7.png”},”text”:”\”I give this one star, just for letting me look at two handsome young hunks\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Departed-4-700×140.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Departed-4.png”},”text”:”\”I personally think it could have been presented with less cussing.\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Departed-5-700×139.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Departed-5.png”},”text”:”I have literally no idea what this person is trying to say.”}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Departed-3-700×138.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Departed-3.png”},”text”:”Meanwhile Joan seemed to really like it, but doesn’t understand how ratings work…”}},{“type”:”heading”,”data”:{“text”:”3. \”The Fighter\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Fighter-2-700×87.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Fighter-2.png”},”text”:”Why make The Fighter when we already have Rocky 4?”}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Fighter-3-700×94.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Fighter-3.png”},”text”:”\”I DIDN’T EVEN FINISH WATCHING THIS MOVIE…REALLY BAD!!\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Fighter-1-700×114.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Fighter-1.png”},”text”:”And Traceformers doesn’t get how ratings work either.”}},{“type”:”heading”,”data”:{“text”:”4. \”The Town\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Town-3-700×113.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Town-3.png”},”text”:”\”The title should be changed to the ‘F’ word\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Town-4-700×96.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Town-4.png”},”text”:”\”Ben Aflick, first of all, cannot act or direct.\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Town-2-700×108.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Town-2.png”},”text”:”\”Here we have a movie to make ‘heroes’ out of criminals.\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Town-1-700×119.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/The-Town-1.png”},”text”:”\”I didn’t expect it to be so violent and bloody.\””}},{“type”:”heading”,”data”:{“text”:”5. \”Ted\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Ted-2-700×72.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Ted-2.png”},”text”:”\”I love Teddy Ruxpin but…\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Ted-4-700×89.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Ted-4.png”},”text”:”So this guy’s worst movies ever list goes 1. Will Ferrell Movie, 2. Will Ferrell Movie, 3. Ted”}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Ted-5-700×97.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Ted-5.png”},”text”:”\”That is why the youth of today act the way they do!\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Ted-3-700×72.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Ted-3.png”},”text”:”\”NOT WORTH WASTING YOUR TIME WATCHING THIS PIECE OF S____\””}},{“type”:”heading”,”data”:{“text”:”6. \”Mystic River\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Mystic-River-1-700×79.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Mystic-River-1.png”},”text”:”\”the movie is very boring long and disturbing it sucks .\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Mystic-River-7-700×51.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Mystic-River-7.png”},”text”:”LOL totally fooled me with that title, W.D.”}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Mystic-River-6-700×51.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Mystic-River-6.png”},”text”:”ZING!”}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Mystic-River-5-700×87.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Mystic-River-5.png”},”text”:”Yeah, why make movies that are depressing? Only do fun movies, Hollywood.”}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Mystic-River-2-700×156.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Mystic-River-2.png”},”text”:”This guy calls ‘Mystic River’ a ‘show’ 7 times in his review, and seems to think the movie was a pilot.”}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Mystic-River-4-700×72.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Mystic-River-4.png”},”text”:”And another stone-cold zinger.”}},{“type”:”heading”,”data”:{“text”:”7. \”Gone Baby Gone\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Gone-Baby-Gone-1-700×166.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Gone-Baby-Gone-1.png”},”text”:”\”STUPID, DUMB PROFANE TO THE POINT OF DESECRATING JESUS CHRIST\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Gone-Baby-Gone-2-700×67.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Gone-Baby-Gone-2.png”},”text”:”\”YUCK BABY YUCK\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Gone-Baby-Gone-3-700×82.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Gone-Baby-Gone-3.png”},”text”:”\”I need to disclose the fact that I haven’t seen this movie. That is exactly why I’m giving it a terrible review.\””}},{“type”:”heading”,”data”:{“text”:”8. \”The Boondock Saints\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Boondock-Saints-2-700×89.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Boondock-Saints-2.png”},”text”:”\”So bad I would rather destroy this copy than return it.\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Boondock-Saints-3-700×126.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Boondock-Saints-3.png”},”text”:”\”F—! F—! F—! TOILET!!!!\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Boondock-Saints-1-700×110.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Boondock-Saints-1.png”},”text”:”\”A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME FOR ANYONE WITH A BRAIN\””}},{“type”:”image”,”data”:{“file”:{“url”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Boondock-Saints-4-700×21.png”,”full”:”http://www.bdcwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Boondock-Saints-4.png”},”text”:”…no comment.”}}]}
