What would you do if you were the last man on Earth? Probably move somewhere other than Boston, right? In Fox’s new comedy The Last Man on Earth, Phil Miller (played by SNL alum Will Forte) settles in the sunnier climes of Tucson, Arizona. But that’s because Miller was already living in Arizona when he survived the virus that wiped out the rest of humanity. There’s something to be said about the comfort of home, after all.
So assuming you decided to brave the winter, what would you do as the last man (or woman) in Boston? More
Any Boston resident that says they aren’t tired of the snow is a liar. In case you haven’t noticed, people have been diligently digging out their parking spots and have been reserving them with various household items,. However, now it’s not just the tiresome efforts of shoveling out a spot that Bostonians are sick of, it’s that their clearly saved spots are being stolen.
It’s Valentine’s Day! Time to purchase cheesy cards with someone else’s sentiments on them, to fail to live up to your partner’s expectations by ordering takeout, or to sit at home eating candy that tastes like chalk while feeding the bile you feel for Tom Hanks’ stupid waxy face by watching a romantic comedy marathon on television. Or, you know, you could leave the damn house, appreciate the people you have in your life, and dazzle an attractive stranger with your flimsy knowledge of current events. It’s really your call. More