Despite snow as far as the eye could see, biting cold and traffic galore, the Patriots celebrated their victory in Super Bowl XLIX with a parade in Boston this past Wednesday.
Tight end Rob Gronkowski brought the party, dancing in a jersey adorned with his favorite number, rocking his minion hat, and chugging not one but two beers supplied by the crowd.
Thanks to Redditor the_other_50_percent, we now have this gem: it’s a toddler doing his best impression of the hometown hero.
“Yo soy fiesta,” we’re assuming he said, after spiking his cup triumphantly.
Gronk would most definitely approve.
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Lost in the shuffle of Sunday’s tsunami of Patriots coverage was this flirtatious interview Rob Gronkowski did with Fox’s Charissa Thompson, where the Patriots tight end reveals he likes to snuggle, and challenges Thompson to “find out” if he still deserves his party boy persona. More
During tonight’s Patriots/Ravens divisional round playoff game in Foxborough, Tom Brady hit Rob Gronkowski for a big gain. It was a huge play for the Patriots, and would lead to a touchdown. More
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Gronk has had quite the year, which in turn means that Pats fans have had a pretty decent year as well. 2014 kicked off with our favorite tight end on the sidelines but ended with him pulling off an MVP caliber year, posing with kittens and starring in erotic fan fiction along the way. One of the greatest parts about Gronk, however, is the darnedest things that he says. Sometimes we hear this right from the mouth of the beast himself, like when he was jonesing for a big sausage on “Top Chef.” Other times, #87 takes to Twitter to impart random bits of knowledge on fans. Here are seven of his most Gronk-like tweets from 2014. More
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The 12th season of “Top Chef” has been filmed and themed around Boston, and tonight’s episode features Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski. Whether he’ll have much to offer in nuanced food criticism is unclear, but he’ll have plenty of awkward sexual jokes about Polish sausage, if this preview clip is any indication. More