Last night, Celtics offseason acquisition and most annoying Celtics player ever Evan Turner put up 12 points, 6 assists, 5 rebounds and 3 steals against the team that drafted him in #2 overall in 2010, the Philadelphia 76ers, eliciting boos from the Philly crowd whenever he touched the ball. Luckily Turner can put the hate in perspective — by comparing himself to Jesus. More
