Don’t be alarmed: those bare lower extremities you’re seeing are called “legs.” That’s right, spring is finally sort of almost here, and people are no longer dressed for the Siberian wilderness. This weekend, as you run from roof deck to beer garden twirling and skipping, remember your good old cheat sheet of conversation topics ranging from Tea Party hush money to Snapchat’s not-so-disappearing nudie pics. After all, you can only ride “nice weather we’re having” for so long. More
