Someone in my office is masturbating at work. How do I know? Because I have found jizz on the toilet seat TWICE in the last two weeks. We have a few single-stall, shared bathrooms, and we’re a fairly small office. I have a few suspicions of who it could be, but no real evidence. If it were someone leaving rotten food in the fridge I’d just send a company-wide email, but that doesn’t seem like it will work for this. Our company is smallish–maybe 30-35 employees–and we don’t really have HR. Help? More
