It’s Valentine’s Day! Time to purchase cheesy cards with someone else’s sentiments on them, to fail to live up to your partner’s expectations by ordering takeout, or to sit at home eating candy that tastes like chalk while feeding the bile you feel for Tom Hanks’ stupid waxy face by watching a romantic comedy marathon on television. Or, you know, you could leave the damn house, appreciate the people you have in your life, and dazzle an attractive stranger with your flimsy knowledge of current events. It’s really your call. More
