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8 boozy, chocolatey reasons to venture out this weekend
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We don’t blame you for wanting to snuggle up on the couch, cue up some Netflix, and stay in all weekend. But just hypothetically, let’s say someone spots your doppelgänger committing a crime, then the cops ask where you were and all you can say is, “I was home. Alone.” We’ve all seen enough “SVU” marathons to know that’s pretty suspicious. Besides, there’s free alcohol and chocolate to be had. Go get some and avoid jail time in the process. More