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 The Patriots got the cold open treatment on Saturday Night Live last night, as Tom Brady, Bill Belichick, and an assistant equipment co-manager named “Dougie Spoon” tried to explain away Deflategate.

Some things we learned from SNL’s fake Pats press conference:

1. Bill Belichick just loves to grunt.

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2. Tom Brady is a fan of vintage hats. He is also not a science computer.

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3. Dougie Spoon is more than happy to be the fall guy for Brady, who is a saint.

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Thanks to For the Win for sharing.