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Who are you, National Treasure? While it is fun for us to imagine that you are actually Nicholas Cage — “My Hair Is a Bird” Nick Cage, specifically — we highly doubt that you are. We’re just going to hope that you are some sort of secret Mason leader that needs to protect his/her identity so that the whole world doesn’t find out that the Illuminati are really into woozy downtempo pop. It would be awesome if the Illuminati were all just chilling in their parents basements chugging NyQuil, smoking fatties and making sad/strange tracks like “The Ceiling”.