A private plane pilot either had some serious jet fuel to kill or had a fraternity in tow yesterday in Florida, as some flight enthusiasts noticed an, ahem, unusual pattern on tracking site Flightradar24.
— Flightradar24 (@flightradar24) March 13, 2015
Maybe this was a Freudian slip and the pilot had an episode of Game of Thrones playing in the background? Maybe he prefaced it by announce, “Attention, passengers, this is your captain speaking. This is gonna be hilarious.” Maybe it was a complete mistake. No matter the cause, there lies a fairly well-executed sky penis that spans about twenty miles before the private plane headed it to its destination.
Sure, it’s not confirmed whether the elusive sky penis shape was done intentionally, but…let’s be real. Intentional or not, expect to hear this one rippling through your office today.