Today: there’s a parade, the commute is still terrible, and Mila Kunis apparently has a nine and a half pound baby.

When Kunis and Ashton Kutcher got together offscreen in early 2012, the world rejoiced after getting a sampling of the romantic pairing on That 70’s Show from 1998-2006. When the couple announced their engagement in February 2014, fans’ blood pressure began to rise, and when she gave birth to their first child, Wyatt Isabelle, in October of last year we couldn’t contain it anymore.

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On a recent Ellen appearance, Kunis revealed that not-so-little Wyatt weighed nine and a half pounds at the time of birth and has continued to grow steadily.

“She’s 4 months old and wears 6-month clothing, 6-9,” Kunis gushed. “She’s a big girl, y’all!”

As a woman who birthed two ten-pound monsters, my mom salutes you, Mila.

Though Wyatt’s mom only stands at five foot four, Kutcher looms at an impressive six foot two, and it would seem that she’s already taking after dad. Kunis is currently promoting her new film Jupiter Ascending with Channing Tatum and Eddie Redmayne, but explained to Ellen that she’s still unsure when she’ll be ready to return to Hollywood full-time with a baby at home.

The work of an actress playing a cleaning lady who discovers she’s the queen of the universe is never done (spoilers), though, and Kunis made her way onto the red carpet for the first time since Wyatt’s birth last night for the premiere of her new film. The appearance got rumors flying about the possibility of a secret wedding between her and Kutcher, with a band of diamonds sparking from her ring finger.

When Ellen asked whether she had tied the knot, Kunis played it cool.



“I don’t know! I don’t know! I don’t know.”

Guys, give her a break – she’s been doing a lot of heavy baby lifting.

[h/t Gawker