Curt Schilling isn’t the only former Red Sox player sharing his enlightened views on scientific topics on Twitter: Jose Canseco just tweeted the most brilliant analysis of the spacecraft landing on a comet yesterday that we’ve read.

Move over, Scientific American. You’re toast, Astronomy Magazine. Cancel “Cosmos,” Neil deGrasse Tyson. It’s time for Jose Canseco to tell us about star taxis, planet colonies, and galactic beings.

The Harvard Smithsonian Center For Astrophysics did not return requests for comment addressing rumors that they have hired Canseco as the Senior Researcher for the Star Taxi Exploration Division.

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