Curt Schilling isn’t the only former Red Sox player sharing his enlightened views on scientific topics on Twitter: Jose Canseco just tweeted the most brilliant analysis of the spacecraft landing on a comet yesterday that we’ve read.
Move over, Scientific American. You’re toast, Astronomy Magazine. Cancel “Cosmos,” Neil deGrasse Tyson. It’s time for Jose Canseco to tell us about star taxis, planet colonies, and galactic beings.
Comet Transport is the key to our survival .
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014
Galactic Beings have used comets as star taxis for eons
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014
Comets are faster than anything we could ever build and have their own power solving are two problems
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014
Opens up new business like galaxy touring cruising, asteroid mining, interstellar trade, and planet colonies
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014
If Earth can control the comet transport system we will run the Milkyway. Think about that
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014
hug for u NASA #cansecomet
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014
The Harvard Smithsonian Center For Astrophysics did not return requests for comment addressing rumors that they have hired Canseco as the Senior Researcher for the Star Taxi Exploration Division.
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