So you’re at the Bulls game in Chicago with your girlfriend when your Mom calls from your home in Boston with some bad news: Your Grandma isn’t doing well. Your girlfriend taps you on the shoulder, but you brush her off. And then Benny the Bull comes in and acts like a TOTAL JERK ABOUT IT.

The above scenario is totally fake, but no more so than this jumbotron video from Saturday’s game between the Chicago Bulls and Boston Celtics.

As if the indignity of the Celtics 109-104 overtime loss to Chicago wasn’t enough, the Bulls stadium officials’ impression of a stereotypical Boston fan is laughably skewed: Extremely Irish, easily irritated, dismissive of women’s involvement in sports… Nope, never mind, they totally nailed it.

[h/t SB Nation]