Broncos Fan Posts Delusional Message After Loss to Patriots

Welcome to the Monday Morning Bellyache, where each week we find some of the sorest losers from this week’s Patriots game. Today, we look at 25 extremely unhappy Broncos fans, including one who is writing his Congressman and boycotting the NFL, one who thinks the ref helping Brady up after a sack proves the game is rigged, and a whole bunch who think it’s a conspiracy that the Pats and Broncos play at Gillette Stadium so often, and apparently don’t understand how NFL scheduling works.

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The complaining starts with the usual calls of cheating…

The Pats are really good… therefore they’re CHEATING!!! #logic

The ever-original nickname “Bill Belicheat” makes an appearance…

Meanwhile someone named TruthFactory is dropping Truth Bombs on us clueless Pats fans…

But the award for biggest crybaby of the week goes to Brazzz01. His first message is pretty good…

…But his second one might be the funniest post I’ve ever seen on any message board anywhere.

Just bask in the hatred for a moment. This man’s tears could fill an Olympic-sized pool. This man’s rage could power Gillette’s scoreboard for an entire season. I would pay TMZ-level money to obtain a recording of Brazzz01 calling his Congressman to complain about the NFL’s cheating ways. It doesn’t get any better than this.

Brazzz01 clearly can’t be topped, but other Broncos fans sure tried. Whether it be complaints about the refs…

Anyone else watch football and notice the refs help players up almost every game? Hmmmmmm apparently this guy doesn’t.

Meanwhile, Broncos fans leapt to the defense of Peyton Manning, going so far as to say he had a better game than Brady.

Yup, there’s no way playing from behind the entire game could result in 400 yards…

“Manning had better stats for the night than Brady”

You know, except for touchdown passes, completion percentage, and wins — pretty sure Brady had the edge on Manning had the edge in the wins category.

But if you had to pick one guy to win a flag football game, would it be Manning or Brady? Serious question.

One guy blamed Wes Welker for dropping passes…

While another guy said only someone like Gisele would blame their receivers…

And don’t forget that Patriots fans are the worst…

…and did we mention they’re cheaters?

One fan makes the astute point that the Patriots are only good at home.

Sure, Tom Brady is 67-33 on the road, but he certainly doesn’t have a better road winning percentage than Peyton Manning! Oh, he does? My mistake.

Speaking of home and away, anyone notice the Broncos always have to play the Patriots at home?

Anyone at all notice this?

No? No one has noticed this?

Sounds like a conspiracy to me…

Or a perfectly logical function of the NFL schedule, which is 98% pre-determined every season. But just to be fair, I did a thorough investigation of this conspiracy using a trick us journalists sometimes use called Googling it. Looks like the Broncos will host the Patriots each of the next 3 years, but if that doesn’t happen, get back to me on the conspiracy thing.

Some fans had legitimate criticisms for their team…

…while others blamed the kicker.

You know, the one who barely missed kicking directly into 35 mph winds. You know who wouldn’t have missed that? Matt Prater, who the team foolishly released after he was suspended for violating the NFL’s substance abuse policy.