The holidays are supposedly the most wonderful time of the year. Yet with holiday shopping starting earlier every year, the bitter cold and familial stress, it is often hard to be merry this season. Luckily, to help cure the holiday doldrums with some laughter we reached out to comedian Josh Gondelman for his advice on how to get through the holidays.
You may be familiar with Gondelman through his work as a web producer for HBO’s Last Week Tonight with John Oliver and for co-creating the uber popular and must-follow Modern Seinfeld twitter handle. His comedic stylings can also be seen in Esquire Magazine and McSweeny’s.
Besides growing up in the area, Gondelman also attended Brandeis which gives gravitas to his expert opinion on how to get through the holidays in Boston.
You live in New York City now, a place that is often viewed as a semi-mythological place for the holidays, but Boston also has a picturesque holiday season. What are some of the differences you have noticed between the two cities?
Boston is so cozy. In New York, I’ve barely noticed the holiday season because I’m underground all the time, and I haven’t had to go near where the big stuff is happening. I saw pictures of the tree in Rockefeller Center, but you could see those pictures in Dubai or on the moon too. In Boston, everything’s on top of everything else so it’s unmissable. I like that.
Any memories about holiday shopping in Boston where you ran into that stereotypical Boston attitude?
I don’t, but I wish I did! I love Bostonian aggression. When I was opening for Gary Gulman earlier this month, we were discussing how Boston’s motto should just be: “YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME?”
As a Jew, do you have how to deal with Christmas advice for other Jews? Like what is the best thing to do on Christmas day?
Get to the movies early! Apparently it’s not just for Jewish people anymore. By the afternoon, the theater is even more crowded than most days.
Stereotypically most Jews go get Chinese food on Christmas, did your family do that growing up?
Oh yeah. We still do. I come back every year and do the typical Jewish Christmas. It’s a good time to visit my parents because nothing else is happening. We all have free time to spend together. Christmas is a lovely time for Jewish families because there’s opportunity without expectation.
Any sensational tales of spinning the dreidel?
Here’s the dirty secret of Hanukkah: “Dreidel isn’t that fun.” It’s like Monopoly. It’s an endurance exercise of a pastime that ends when the participants can’t stand it any longer.
Can you give insight on your dad’s conspiracy theories regarding egg nog?
My dad just told me a conspiracy theory about egg nog. He is going to be whimsical as hell by the time he's 80.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) December 4, 2014
Oh yeah! He thinks that the brand of egg nog he buys uses three different recipes throughout the year. One before Thanksgiving. One from Thanksgiving until Christmas. A third after Christmas. He is CERTAIN about this. I can neither confirm nor disconfirm.
What is the proper behavior at holiday office parties?
Don’t get so drunk that you will be the most memorable part of the party.