If you aren’t a fan of Benedict Cumberbatch, you clearly have not seen Sherlock. If you are still not impressed, might we remind you that he is a recent Academy Award Best Actor nominee for The Imitation Game? If you still refuse to believe his innate talent, then at the very least you have to admit his name is pretty fun to say.

But what if his name wasn’t Benedict Cumberbatch? What if it were Bob or Mildred or John Jacobs? Cumberbatch took part in a sketch on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” and tried new names on for size. Even though any other name wouldn’t smell as sweet, the results are hilarious.

Side note: it’s hard not to swoon at his alluring, Siren-like voice. Just saying.