You have until July 31 to submit your creative work for review at BDCwire.com. My pal Perry Eaton tweeted this about Review Anything August:
If somebody farts in a microphone and submits it, I'll give you a Pitchfork 10.0 http://t.co/t8rgd4biNr @BDCwire pic.twitter.com/HexlVfwKUL
— Perry Eaton (@PerryEaton) July 17, 2014
Naturally, I felt compelled to take him up on his offer.
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