Every year, they come. The wild-eyed, brain-dead zombies, moaning and pounding on locked doors, their feeble minds fixated on one thing: Deals.

Thanks to this new video from sketch group Nacho Punch, we can now envision a post-apocalyptic hellscape where the undead’s singular lust for BRAAAAAIIIINS was replaced by an unquenchable thirst for DEEEEALLLLLS. There’d be absurd fights, frantic hoarding, and a few deaths in pursuit of the coveted Samsung 65-Inch 1080p 240Hz 3D Smart LED TV for *only* $1497.99. In other words, exactly like the world we live in today.

Thanks to the creeping disease of consumerism, stores are opening earlier and earlier. Wal-Mart is making Black Friday an entire week. (Creepy voiceover) Soon… every day will be Black Friday.

Nacho Punch seems to have found a niche with their faux-horror trailers, recently publishing one for daylight savings as well.