Morgan James decided to take his two cats, Simon and Wash, for a leisurely stroll, which is a totally normal thing to do, he swears. Only Simon wasn’t in the mood that day (or likely ever, because he’s a freaking cat), so Morgan had to give him a little nudge of positive reinforcement, by which I mean he dragged his cat across a patch of grass for 30 seconds while laughing hysterically.

Sounds cruel, right? But despite my misgivings about animal mistreatment, I was in tears from laughing so hard after watching this sullen feline glare daggers at his owner while resolutely refusing to move of his own accord.

Do yourself a favor and set aside 30 seconds of your Friday to watch this video. Better yet, set aside five minutes of your Friday so you can watch it 10 times.