Need a little viral humor to inject into your blizzard-ridden veins? We’ve got your back.

Somervillian and local musician Nick Canton’s landlord keeps calling him in regards to his concerns about boxes that don’t exist and claiming that someone named “Goudan” lives in the building. It’s ridiculous to the point that there was no option but to put the voicemails to music.

Forget that you can’t walk outside for a few minutes and enjoy this Flash-terpiece fever dream.