The dress is white and gold.
Some people, who are liars, claim that it’s black and blue.
It began as a Tumblr post by a woman who couldn’t tell if a dress she was looking at was white and gold or black and blue (it’s white and gold). Now, it’s a nationwide crisis.
What the hell color is this dress?
(It’s white and gold.)
The freakouts began on Tumblr.
Then spilled over into Twitter.
Walks out of the gym, checks Twitter… RT @Kross: Dress? #whiteandgold pic.twitter.com/T66cpXL7co
— Steve Annear (@steveannear) February 27, 2015
Mindy Kaling chimed in, incorrectly.
IT'S A BLUE AND BLACK DRESS! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) February 27, 2015
Then B.J. Novak corrected her.
white and gold
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) February 27, 2015
Then Mindy Kaling chimed in again, bless her heart.
“@bjnovak: white and gold”. ARE YOU INSANE
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) February 27, 2015
Then Taylor Swift lied herself into a breakdown.
I don't understand this odd dress debate and I feel like it's a trick somehow. I'm confused and scared. PS it's OBVIOUSLY BLUE AND BLACK
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) February 27, 2015
Relationships were ruined.
the dress destroying friendships pic.twitter.com/m5lDsVrQM9
— nadin (@solivaganism) February 27, 2015
Dress truthers emerged.
Here's your dress color explanation pic.twitter.com/SysfcQKE8y
— ⠀ (@omfgshawty) February 27, 2015
Elizabeth Banks short-circuited.
The Gold is Blue and Dress.
— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) February 27, 2015
This guy tried to distract everyone from what was really important.
idc if this dress is white and gold or black and blue, it won't change the fact that it's one ugly dress pic.twitter.com/7cON4Deh01
— Positive Vibes (@positivevibe101) February 27, 2015
But here’s where it starts to get creepy.
When I first started writing this story, I saw the dress as blue and black. And then, suddenly, it looked like someone swapped the image.
— Arielle Pardes (@pardesoteric) February 27, 2015
Before, when I looked at the dress, I thought it was white and gold.
IT LOOKS BLACK AND BLUE NOW I WANNA BARF
— Sara Rubin (@sweetestsara) February 27, 2015
Then, I thought it was black and blue (which it is).
"It's #whiteandgold. Like the American flag." pic.twitter.com/KnA1Ywjbo3
— Diane N. Sevenay (@Diane_7A) February 27, 2015
Wait.
Let’s go back to the that dress for a second.
Could it be…
Yep. Black and blue.
Go to home, Internet, you're drunk. #whiteandgold
— Tim Akimoff (@timakimoff) February 27, 2015