Leave it to the purveyors of low culture at Barstool Sports to bring us another great moment from the Bruins home opener on Wednesday: This perfectly timed Vine of a woman attempting to slide down a railing at TD Bank Garden and failing miserably.

There weren’t too many plays from last night’s game worth watching, (though we made gifs of the few highlights there were for you), but waking up to a good old-fashioned faceplant is just the right amount of schadenfreude to purge the memory of a bad loss from our minds.

This being the Internet, of course, there’s already a remix.


Coupled with today’s life-changing mugshots of a Patriots fan with a Tom Brady helmet tattoo, Boston sports fans are living up to every stereotype the nation has about us — and we wouldn’t have it any other way.