Taylor Swift’s most recent music video is her sexiest yet. “Style” features Taylor Swift’s completely bare shoulders, remotely sexual touching, and (surprise, surprise) an extremely handsome man.

Here’s five things we learned from watching T-Swift’s latest vid.

She only knows super hot men who are terrible at keeping track of their shirts.

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You’ve got to put a GPS on that thing. 

She woke up like this…




She is super ready for the next season of True Detective

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TD_TS Seriously, did they hire the same editor?


She’s totally letting this guy get into her head.

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Super subtle metaphor there, Tay-Tay.

Thank you, Taylor.

For reminding us that we are super alone, and you are super sexy.