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Tiny Pats Fan Recreates Epic Photo of Rob Gronkowski
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Despite snow as far as the eye could see, biting cold and traffic galore, the Patriots celebrated their victory in Super Bowl XLIX with a parade in Boston this past Wednesday.

Tight end Rob Gronkowski brought the party, dancing in a jersey adorned with his favorite number, rocking his minion hat, and chugging not one but two beers supplied by the crowd.

Thanks to Redditor the_other_50_percent, we now have this gem: it’s a toddler doing his best impression of the hometown hero.

“Yo soy fiesta,” we’re assuming he said, after spiking his cup triumphantly.

Gronk would most definitely approve.

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Even Joe Biden Is Weighing in on Deflategate
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 Everyone and their mother has an opinion about Deflategate, the latest Patriots scandal to take the sports world by storm. Sports columnists are firing away hot takes with impunity, former NFL players are sanctimoniously tut-tutting Coach Belichick from on high, and one of America’s biggest companies is poking fun at the Pats. Now, even Vice President Joe Biden has a take. More

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The Amazon Reviews of ‘A Gronking to Remember’ Are Almost as Insane as the Book Itself
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As you may have heard, the wildly successful Rob Gronkowski erotica (henceforth known as Gronkerotica) title “A Gronking to Remember” by Lacey Noonan had its Kindle version removed from Amazon over a third-party copyright claim, allegedly because the cover features an image of Gronk wearing an MHK patch, worn in memory of Patriots owner Robert Kraft’s late wife Myra. More

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7 Gronk Tweets That Pretty Much Sum Up His 2014
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Gronk has had quite the year, which in turn means that Pats fans have had a pretty decent year as well. 2014 kicked off with our favorite tight end on the sidelines but ended with him pulling off an MVP caliber year, posing with kittens and starring in erotic fan fiction along the way. One of the greatest parts about Gronk, however, is the darnedest things that he says. Sometimes we hear this right from the mouth of the beast himself, like when he was jonesing for a big sausage on “Top Chef.”  Other times, #87 takes to Twitter to impart random bits of knowledge on fans. Here are seven of his most Gronk-like tweets from 2014. More