Florida man John Balmer has a few problems. Besides apparently owning a wardrobe comprised entirely of Hot Topic shirts, Balmer was also recently arrested for meth possession while wearing this all-too-appropriate shirt. More
Hialeah police officer Harold Garzon has allegedly managed to rack up 16 internal affairs investigations against him during his 17 years on the force. And if this Massachusetts resident and Harvard graduate’s story of traffic ticket woe is true, Garzon should make it 17, one per year of his (not so) distinguished service. More
Sounds like someone is gearing up for holiday party season a little early. More
Job hunting tip #1): Try to get a good night’s sleep before an interview. Job hunting tip #2): If possible, avoid showing up to the interview drunk, then stabbing the interviewer when he accuses you of being drunk. More
Fresh on the heels of Boston approving its first medical marijuana dispensary, Maine police arrested a Boston man with a veritable mobile marijuana dispensary in the trunk of his car. More
Yesterday morning, I woke with a text from a friend: “Keytar Bear is at Porter!” I rushed through my morning routine and headed to the Red Line hoping to catch everyone’s favorite mute street performer. But according to a Facebook post, Keytar Bear caught the wrong kind of attention last night, allegedly falling victim to an attempted stabbing and robbery near Faneuil Hall. More
South Wales resident Alan Knight was set to stand trial for scamming a neighbor out of $65,000, but the trial was delayed after Knight slipped into a coma. Or that’s what the official story was, until Knight was caught on video walking around a store, driving a car, and observed by doctors to, you know, not be in a coma.