Christmas songs are like Internet pornography. They’re both wildly profitable and yet no one claims to actually appreciate them. How to rectify this dichotomy? Well, in the case of pornography, let’s just assume that the Internet isn’t loaded with it because people don’t want it. As for Christmas songs, that’s easy. Whenever someone tells you they hate Christmas music ask them to name their favorite Christmas songs. They’ll have answers, and you’ll know they were lying about hating Christmas music all along. More
