It’s a three-day weekend and you know what that means! You’ll enjoy the thrill of realizing Sunday night is really a Saturday, only to experience crushing defeat on Monday night. Then comes Tuesday, and with it, the realization that you’ve completely forgotten how to do your job. Well, you’re not there yet! Enjoy the weekend while it lasts, and make new friends with flashy conversation about abortion clinic buffer zones, dog rescuers, and smoking just about everything. And hot tip: nothing impresses folks at a bar like buffing your nails on your shirt and saying, yeah I’m feeding the homeless tomorrow. So consider doing some good on Monday … or better yet, on a weekly basis. More
