Sarah Palin once had a chance at being our country’s next Vice President and when that didn’t go her way, she opted to take the Ted Nugent route. Now, the gun toting Alaskan has her own dumb outdoor show, “Amazing America,” the information for which I will not share with you so that hopefully you don’t watch it. What I will share is the Guitar Center employee-meets-shooting range employee-meets county fair circuit chunk rock band Madison Rising, who recorded the most typical “these colors don’t run” theme song to Palin’s new show. While we can all agree that yes, America is amazing, the “Amazing America” theme song is a solid representation of why every other country in the world thinks America sucks wicked hard. See how much of this you can listen to before you want to go barf everywhere.