Before you find out who did the best, take a moment to look back on the worst.

The Razzies, which has been ironically awarding the pond scum of the movie world for thirty years, are given to only the most confusing and ham-fisted of Hollywood productions.

 The big loser of this year’s awards: Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas, which “won” for Worst Picture, Worst Actor, Worst Screen Combo and Worst Screenplay. Cameron Diaz also received some serious shade when winning Worst Actress for two different moviesboth The Other Woman and Sex Tape. 

Check out the trailer for Saving Christmas, and peruse this year’s winners for your next bad movie night.

Worst Picture:
Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas [WON]
Left Behind
The Legend of Hercules
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Transformers: Age of Extinction

Worst Actor:
Nicolas Cage in Left Behind
Kirk Cameron in Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas [WON]
Kellan Lutz in The Legend of Hercules
Seth MacFarlane in A Million Ways To Die in the West
Adam Sandler in Blended

Worst Actress:
Drew Barrymore in Blended
Cameron Diaz in The Other Woman and Sex Tape [WON]
Melissa McCarthy in Tammy
Charlize Theron in A Million Ways to Die in the West
Gaia Weiss in The Legend of Hercules

The Razzie Redeemer Award:
Ben Affleck – (From RAZZIE “Winner” for Gigli to Oscar Darling for Argo and Gone Girl) [WON]
Jennifer Aniston – (From 4-Time RAZZIE Nominee to SAG Award Nominee for Cake)
Mike Myers – (From RAZZIE “Winner” for Love Guru to Docu Director of Supermensch)
Keanu Reeves – From 6-Time RAZZIE Nominee to Critically Acclaimed John Wick)
Kristen Stewart  – From RAZZIE “Winner” for Twilight to the Art House Hit Camp X-Ray)

Worst Supporting Actress:
Cameron Diaz in Annie
Megan Fox in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [WON]
Nicola Peltz in Transformers: Age of Extinction
Brigitte Ridenour (Kirk’s Sister) in Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas
Susan Sarandon in Tammy

Worst Supporting Actor:
Mel Gibson in Expendables 3
Kelsey Grammer in Expendables 3, Legends of Oz, Think Like a Man Too andTransformers: Age of Extinction
Shaquille O’Neal in Blended
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Expendables 3
Kiefer Sutherland in Pompeii

Worst Director:
Michael Bay in Transformers: Age of Extinction [WON]
Darren Doane in Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas
Renny Harlin in The Legend of Hercules
Jonathan Liebesman in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Seth MacFarlane in A Million Ways To Die in the West

Worst Screen Combo:
Any Two Robots, Actors (or Robotic Actors) in Transformers: Age of Extinction
Kirk Cameron & His Ego in Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas [WON]
Cameron Diaz & Jason Segel in Sex Tape
Kellan Lutz & Either His Abs, His Pecs or His Glutes in The Legend of Hercules
Seth MacFarlane & Charlize Theron in A Million Ways To Die in the West

Worst Screenplay:
Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas, Written by Darren Doane and Cheston Hervey [WON]
Left Behind, Screenplay by Paul LaLonde and John Patus, based on the Novel by Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins
Sex Tape, Screenplay by Kate Angelo and Jason Segel & Nicholas Stoller
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Written by Evan Daugherty and Andre Nemec & Josh Applebaum, based on Characters Created by Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman
Transformers: Age of Extinction, Written by Ehren Kruger, based on Hasbro’s Transformers Action Figures

Worst Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel:
Annie [WON]
Atlas Shrugged #3: Who Is John Galt?
The Legend of Hercules
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Transformers: Age of Extinction

Take a deep breath, Razzie losers – at least you’re not the absolute worst, right?

[h/t Consequence of Sound]