Men, have you ever felt uncomfortable… down there? As your day proceeds, do you notice a not-so-fresh feeling where it matters most? If so, you may have a condition we here at Boston.com like to call “sad sack.”
Chronic sad sack is more than uncomfortable: It can damage your confidence and take your attention away from the task at hand.
When desperate, men resort to PDA, or “public displays of adjustment.” It’s as unsightly as it is impolite. But the need to Honoré de Balzac is no laughing matter. The one leg jiggle, the awkward long step, and the squat represent the best of our efforts to combat chronic sad sack.
Luckily, there is a solution. HappySacs — a “lightweight, breathable, moisture wicking fabric bag worn over the scrotum to prevent sticking [and] chafing.” The product aims for “long-lasting comfort,” eliminating “the need for PDA.”
HappySacs will be sold in three sizes: The Bragger (Large), The Practical Man (Medium), and The Compensator (Small).
These potentially miracle-working undergarments have yet to find their way to retailers. But, having “gone through many designs,” the company says it will finish its final prototype in the next 30 days, as well as launching a Kickstarter to finance manufacturing in the first week of December.
And in case you were doubtful that such a life-altering product could actually exist, a post from the HappySacs Facebook page should allay all of your fears.
“To answer everybody’s question about this product. YES, it is a real product. It is literally a bag that fits over the scrotum to prevent sticking and chafing. Imagine having a cloud in your pants…it’s that comfortable…”
So, if you or any of your loved ones suffer from chronic sad sack, check the HappySacs website for information regarding its product and coming funding efforts. The sack you save might be your own.