A lot of people really hate Uber. Especially this one guy, who ended up paying $357 for one ride. The car service app works entirely from your phone. How easy! Naysayers’ arguments range from being too luxurious and wasteful to being deceptive about pricing. But I say, don’t diss Uber! It’s the perfect solution for our generation. We’re willing to spend any amount of disposable income to stay comfortable and avoid modern annoyances. It’ll figure out where you are, pick you up, and let you pay with your credit card, already on file. This ain’t yo mama’s cab company.
The best part of Uber? It’s is an app for everything we hate, such as: