News has leaked out that Kane’s Donuts, the popular Saugus doughnut spot, will open the new location in Boston’s Financial District that has been in the works since fall next week. While some of you may be excited, I’m here to tell you definitively that this is awful news for the city. Don’t believe me? Here are ten photos that prove the new Kane’s Donuts is going to be TERRIBLE.
Kane’s is allegedly going to use more gourmet ingredients like jalapeno cheddar and Nutella in their donuts, which, ugh, BARF.
I only eat chocolate hazelnut spread if it’s made in AMERICA, Kane’s.
There you have it, undeniable proof that Kane’s Donuts will be the worst thing to ever happen to Boston. But if you’re a total idiot and believe reviews of the Saugus location like this one, written by some simpleton who was “overwhelmed by the incredible selection,” please, by all means, go. I’ll be laughing at you the whole way as I enjoy my boiled cabbage breakfast smoothie with a side of mineral water.