As you may have heard, the wildly successful Rob Gronkowski erotica (henceforth known as Gronkerotica) title “A Gronking to Remember” by Lacey Noonan had its Kindle version removed from Amazon over a third-party copyright claim, allegedly because the cover features an image of Gronk wearing an MHK patch, worn in memory of Patriots owner Robert Kraft’s late wife Myra.
While the book is still available in paperback, the $7.19 pricetag may be a bit high for some Pats enthusiasts who won’t pay more than $3 for erotic tales about tight ends.
If you’re still looking for an amusing read about Gronkerotica without paying for it, however, the Amazon reviews of “A Gronking to Remember” are almost as entertaining as the book itself. Here’s a few of our favorites. (Click the photos to enlarge.)
Most of the reviews were *extremely* positive
“As Good as Good Dino-Erotica”
“BTW I would have given it 5 stars if there had been pictures.”
“Sure to one day join the ranks of Homer’s ‘Iliad,’ Dante’s ‘Inferno,’ and Dostoyevsky’s ‘Crime and Punishment'”
“…exactly the sort of sweaty Gronk-pounded jizzfest that all Pats fans can be proud of.”
“Hemingway, Tolkien… well you can add Noonan to that list.”
“I can’t read this book without making noises that make my mother wonder who is in the closet with me.”
“I haven’t been this wet since hurricane Irene.”
“I made my wife read this book and now we have footballs all over the bedroom”
One guy got a very different book than he was expecting.
Some didn’t appreciate the joke…
Others just wanted erotic action of another variety.
But this review probably sums up the average reaction of any hardcore Pats fan.
Amazon Ends Sales of Gronk Erotica Due to Cover Objections
‘I Control the Boners:’ A Q&A With Gronk Erotica Author Lacey Noonan
Rob Gronkowski Erotica Is Here and It’s… Something