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As you may have heard, the wildly successful Rob Gronkowski erotica (henceforth known as Gronkerotica) title “A Gronking to Remember” by Lacey Noonan had its Kindle version removed from Amazon over a third-party copyright claim, allegedly because the cover features an image of Gronk wearing an MHK patch, worn in memory of Patriots owner Robert Kraft’s late wife Myra.

While the book is still available in paperback, the $7.19 pricetag may be a bit high for some Pats enthusiasts who won’t pay more than $3 for erotic tales about tight ends.

If you’re still looking for an amusing read about Gronkerotica without paying for it, however, the Amazon reviews of “A Gronking to Remember” are almost as entertaining as the book itself. Here’s a few of our favorites. (Click the photos to enlarge.)

Most of the reviews were *extremely* positive

10:10, would mastburbate to again.

 

“As Good as Good Dino-Erotica”

As Good as Good Dino-Erotica

 

“BTW I would have given it 5 stars if there had been pictures.”

BTW I would have given it 5 stars if there had been pictures

 

“Sure to one day join the ranks of Homer’s ‘Iliad,’ Dante’s ‘Inferno,’ and Dostoyevsky’s ‘Crime and Punishment'”

Dante's Inferno

 

“…exactly the sort of sweaty Gronk-pounded jizzfest that all Pats fans can be proud of.”

exactly the sort of sweaty Gronk-pounded jizzfest that all Pats fan can be proud of

 

“Hemingway, Tolkien… well you can add Noonan to that list.”

Hemingway, Tolkien... well you can add Noonan to that list.

 

“I can’t read this book without making noises that make my mother wonder who is in the closet with me.”

I can't read this book without making noises

 

“I haven’t been this wet since hurricane Irene.”

I haven't been this wet since hurricane Irene

 

“I made my wife read this book and now we have footballs all over the bedroom”

I made my wife read this book and now we ahve footballs all over the bedroom

 

One guy got a very different book than he was expecting.

I soon realized it was a different kind of story

 

Some didn’t appreciate the joke…

Some Didn't Like the Joke

 

Others just wanted erotic action of another variety.

Wasn't enough sweaty, bare-chested locker room man-on-man action

 

But this review probably sums up the average reaction of any hardcore Pats fan.

My penis and brain were playing chess throughout the entire book.

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