Sometimes it seems like Boston becomes a weirder place every day, from a Boston Yeti wandering our streets to erotic literature about our star athletes. After a winter’s worth of crazy news, we didn’t think this city could get any stranger. But the headlines we’re seeing this morning are truly next-level insane. Surely this can’t be because it’s April 1, right?

Images courtesy of Chandler Philpott, Michelle Buchman, and Mike Bergeron