We have hit a milestone in the Information Age– one that we may not be extremely proud of, but dammit, we better respect. The “NOW That’s What I Call Music” compilation has just released its 50th edition, meaning that people are still buying these things and that we’re getting old. Rather than sit here and mock the state of music, we figured we’d go back in the archives and find the best music from all of the “NOW” releases.
Our findings were, for the most part, pleasant, and brought back tender memories, but there seemed to be a theme that the songs got worse as numbers grew. Either that, or more likely, we’re just a bunch of frumpy old people now who don’t like what the kids are into. For each “NOW” release, I, Perry, have taken on the task of choosing what I deem to be the “best” track, while BDCwire’s Jerard Fagerberg has made a “sleeper” pick for each comp. Disagree with us? You’re definitely not alone. Let us hear about it while you enjoy our accompanying Spotify playlist.
Best: Marcy Playground – “Sex & Candy”
Sleeper: Harvey Danger – “Flagpole Sitta”
Best: Fatboy Slim – “Praise You”
Sleeper: New Radicals – “You Get What You Give”
Best: Blink-182 – “What’s My Age Again?”
Sleeper: Chanté Moore – “Chanté’s Got a Man”
Best: Macy Gray – “I Try”
Sleeper: Joe – “I Wanna Know”
Best: Nine Days – “Absolutely (Story of a Girl)
Sleeper: Aaron Carter – “Aaron’s Party (Come Get It)”
Best: Shaggy – “It Wasn’t Me”
Sleeper: Samantha Mumba – “Gotta Tell You”
Best: American Hi-Fi – “Flavor of the Weak”
Sleeper: 3LW – “Playas Gon’ Play”
Best: Sum 41 – “Fat Lip”
Sleeper: JIVEjones – “Me, Myself & I”
Best: Petey Pablo – “Raise Up”
Sleeper: Nelly Furtado – “Turn Off The Light”
Best: blink-182 – “First Date”
Sleeper: Aaliyah – “More Than A Woman”
Best: N.O.R.E. – “Nothin'”
Sleeper: No Doubt feat. Lady Saw – “Underneath it All”
Best: Beyoncé – “Irreplaceable”
Sleeper: Bow Wow feat. Chris Brown and Johntá Austin – “Shortie Like Mine”
Best: T-Pain feat. Young Joc – “Buy U a Drank (Shawty Snappin’)”
Sleeper: Beyoncé and Shakira – “Beautiful Liar”
Best: Taylor Swift – “Our Song”
Sleeper: Flex featuring Belinda – “Te Quiero (Spanglish Version)”
Best: John Legend feat. Andre 3000 – “Green Light”
Sleeper: The All-American Rejects – “Gives You Hell”
Best: Nas – “Made You Look”
Sleeper: JC Chasez – “Blowin’ Me Up (With Her Love)”
Best: Justin Timberlake – “Rock Your Body”
Sleeper: Stacie Orrico – “Stuck”
Best: The Ting Tings – “That’s Not My Name”
Sleeper: 3OH!3 – “Don’t Trust Me”
Best: Fountains of Wayne – “Stacy’s Mom”
Sleeper: Mýa – “My Love Is Like…Wo”
Best: Michael Franti & Spearhead feat. Cherine Anderson – “Say Hey (I Love You)”
Sleeper: Cobra Starship feat. Leighton Meester – “Good Girls Go Bad”
Best: Kesha – “Tik Tok”
Sleeper: Jaicko – “Fast Forward”
Best: Eamon – “I Don’t Want You Back”
Sleeper: Nick Cannon feat. R. Kelly – “Gigolo”
Best: Outkast – “Hey Ya!”
Sleeper: Chingy featuring J. Weav – “One Call Away”
Best: Franz Ferdinand – “Take Me Out”
Sleeper: J-Kwon – “You And Me”
Best: Snoop Dogg feat. Pharrell – “Drop It Like It’s Hot”
Sleeper: Lindsay Lohan – “Rumors”
Best: The Killers – “Mr. Brightside”
Sleeper: Amerie – “1 Thing”
Best: Fall Out Boy – “Sugar, We’re Goin’ Down”
Sleeper: Lyfe Jennings – “Must Be Nice”
Best: Rihanna – “If It’s Lovin’ That You Want”
Sleeper: Trace Adkins – “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk”
Best: Bubba Sparxxx – “Ms. New Booty”
Sleeper: Saving Jane – “Girl Next Door”
Best: Taio Cruz – “Dynamite”
Sleeper: Sara Bareilles – “King of Anything”
Best: Katy Perry – “Firework”
Sleeper: Edward Maya and Vika Jigulina – “Stereo Love”
Best: Fergie – “London Bridge”
Sleeper: Cherish featuring Sean Paul – “Do It To It”
Best: Cee Lo Green – “Forget You”
Sleeper: Parachute – “You and Me”
Best: Britney Spears – “Till The World Ends”
Sleeper: Chiddy Bang feat. Icona Pop – “Mind Your Manners”
Best: Adele – “Someone Like You”
Sleeper: Breathe Carolina – “Blackout”
Best: Karmin – “Brokenhearted”
Sleeper: No entries. Possibly the worst edition.
Best: Plain White T’s – “Hey There Delilah”
Sleeper: J Holiday – “Bed”
Best: None. This is truly an awful compilation.
Sleeper: Britt Nicole – “Gold”
Best: One Direction – “Live While We’re Young”
Sleeper: I fucking quit, this music is so terrible.
Best: M83 – “Midnight City”
Sleeper: Alex Clare – “Too Close”
Best: Ariana Grande feat. Mac Miller – “The Way”
Best: Kanye West feat. Dwele – “Flashing Lights”
Sleeper: Jordin Sparks – “Tattoo”
Best: T.I. – “Whatever You Like”
Sleeper: Darius Rucker – “Don’t Think I Don’t Think About It”
Best: Mariah Carey feat. Miguel – “#Beautiful”
Best: Miley Cyrus – “We Can’t Stop”
Best: Drake feat. Majid Jordan – “Hold On, We’re Going Home”
Best: The Temper Trap – “Sweet Disposition”
Sleeper: Jamie Foxx feat. Justin Timberlake and T.I. – “Winner”
Best: La Roux – “Bulletproof”
Sleeper: Sky Ferreira – “Obsession”
Best: Foster The People – “Pumped Up Kicks”
Sleeper: Alexandra Stan – “Mr. Saxobeat”
Best: DJ Snake & Lil Jon – “Turn Down For What”