I think we’ve all seen one too many lotus flowers in steamed milk with the Amaro filter, but this contraption finally gives iPhones another use. Download this espresso machine’s accompanying app and you can preset your preferred drink, then text it whenever you want it to be made. Because nothing says holiday cheer like replacing human interaction with a machine. I vote it down because of the constant threat of your machine getting hacked, as the name suggests. Reportedly
, a man in Michigan expected a Caramel Macchiato and to his dismay, a mere Americano was made instead.