You thought your spring break was wild, kids? You have no goddamn clue. Daily News reports that a New York man’s apartment was destroyed and looted after a man rented it for the weekend over the popular online apartment-sharing site Airbnb.com and threw a “BBW Panty Raid” themed orgy party at the pad. Sounds hawt, right?
Ari Teman, the owner of the apartment, will be paid $23,817 in damage costs from the website, who will also be putting him up in a hotel until he can find a suitable place to live. The renter had told Teman, 31, that he was in town for a friend’s wedding and needed a place to stay. Clearly, that wasn’t his only plan.
Teman claims that when he returned home only a few hours after handing the keys to the man that called himself “David” (alleged to be the one pictured above), “There was a huge posse of large men and women in hip-hop attire looking like they got tossed from a club, hanging out in front.” Inside, there were an extra half-dozen, throwing his belongings around the room.
When Teman Google searched David’s phone number, he found out that David was actually a “party promoter” and that the crowd had come to his apartment for a $20-per-person sex party that he had advertised on twitter.
Take this as a lesson folks: not only can you definitely not party as hard as “David,” you probably should watch yourself next time you dish out your home to a complete stranger over the Internet.
@AriTeman We’re really sorry to hear that. We’re working on it and will be back to you soon.
— Airbnb (@Airbnb) March 15, 2014
@Airbnb take your time. It’s only a disgusting, illegal, dangerous sex ring you put into my home with my address and keys. Brian, call me.
— Ari Teman (@AriTeman) March 15, 2014
How was everyone’s weekend / Purim / illegal “XXX Freak Fest”!?
— Ari Teman (@AriTeman) March 16, 2014
Aside from the illegal orgy destroying my apartment, it was a lovely weekend. #NewNYCslogan
— Ari Teman (@AriTeman) March 17, 2014